How many times does a horn player laugh at a joke? - Once, when he hears it.

How many times does a trumpet player laugh at a joke? - Twice, once when he hears it and again when he gets it.

How many times does a tuba player laugh at a joke - Three times, once when he hears it, once when it's explained to him and once when he gets it.

How many times does a percussionist laugh at a joke? - He doesn't-he starts a fight because he thinks everyone is laughing at him.

jus find this joke quite funny. haha.
of cuz it's untrue! every band members are equally CLEVER! haha.
music helps in brain development (that's wat i said last time during CCA extravaganza, 2 attract innocent sec1s to join e marvellous NHSB! haha)
so band members are usually exceptionally clever! LOL.

dun hav e mood 2 do gp, n i really seriously cant find my 2.4notes heck. i asked estelle 2 lend me hers to photocopy. haha